I didn’t find anything on the web about anyone else ever getting snakes on the nose of a wine. But here is something scary and disgusting: snake wine.

Nicole had a great idea for wine club aliases. Hers is Grandmaster Barolo. Here are some other ideas (extra nerd-infused):
Vino Vader
Lord of the Rieslings
Chardonnaynay
Stray Muscat
Rioja Rajim
Alsace MY Ass
King Chianti

Today I found this site with some very cool wine region maps. Here is the link to the maps. Check it out.